have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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