Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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