god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So much rum. So many feels.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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