why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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