That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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