Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
pray to the hookup gods
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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