Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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