Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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