the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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