I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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