well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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