and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
