Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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