Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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