I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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