She said her name was "party"
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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