I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i already hear my dad disowning me
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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