People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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