brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Too much gin, very little bucket
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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