Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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