I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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