But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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