apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
