I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
