I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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