I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
whose parrot is this?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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