so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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