why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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