so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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