ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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