Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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