All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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