i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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