Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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