What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
This toilet bowl is my home.
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