No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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