why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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