yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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