Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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