the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
