He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
40s are totally the cure
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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