I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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