I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't deserve a penis
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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