did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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