five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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