Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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