Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
