How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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