yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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