id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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