it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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