She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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