we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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