i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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